your music's bad and you should feel bad

you win again, gravity!

Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually

08.22.2007 : 7:21 p.m.

Hey there, I have nothing of too much interest to report (I slept through a meeting I was supposed to go to at work, but I really wasn't needed that badly and like, it's a fucking supermarket and I won't be fired for missing some meeting about how to bag groceries or whatever). So I have a meme and pictures of celebrities:

(1) List 6 7 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them.
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.

I won't put them in order of anything, because I'm a rebel man! Watch me flaunt the rules of a pointless meme! This is kind of enormous, not because there are tons of pictures, but because I went fucking overboard with my photoshop program that I barely know how to use.


1. David Tennant. I think I technically liked him first in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire since it came out between the first and second seasons of Doctor Who. He's dreamy and has a really hot accent.


2. John Simm. I guess I saw him first on Doctor Who even though I had downloaded all of Life on Mars awhile ago. But, god, Life on Mars is like the greatest thing ever. FOR REALZ! He's really good at making me go, "AWWWW!" like over everything he does. State of Play was pretty awesome too (I wish he was going to be in the Americanized movie version of it instead of Brad Pitt).


3. Simon Pegg. I saw Hot Fuzz about three weeks ago and totally fell in love with him. He's just really cute and geeky and completely awesome. Shaun of the Dead is my new favorite movie. I even bought Spaced on DVD even though I've only seen about three episodes and I wasn't even completely sure that I liked it.


4. Daniel Craig. Casino Royale is so hot basically. Like he beats the crap out of people, takes off his shirt, comforts women in the shower, beats the crap out of more people and it's amazing. I like him in other things too, but James Bond kicks ass.


5. Stephen Colbert. The Colbert Report is just so absurd. I like it better than The Daily Show at this point just because of all the incredibly random, but awesome, things he does. He's clearly the coolest person ever.


6. Jason Bateman. I ADORE Arrested Development. It has the prettiest cast ever (Doctor Who has probably the second prettiest cast ever). He's really hilarious. I've even bought this really awful movie called Breaking the Rules solely because he's in it. All these pictures are from the hottest Esquire piece ever which was just 8 pages of photos of him. This is why Esquire is the best magazine ever.

P.S. I almost lost this entire entry when our power went off. BOO! Firefox helpfully re-started with this entry still intact because Firefox is cool like that. I would have died otherwise. Literally. One of the nice things about LiveJournal is that it autosaves entries and you can get them back if you turn off your computer in the middle of writing an entry. Which I do a lot, because I tend to spend an inordinate amount of time writing entries. This is probably why I don't update as often as I'd like.

ETA: I'm sorry, but I keep seeing these previews for this incredibly stupid looking movie with Clive Owen and I often forget how hot he is. He's incredibly hot, so I totally had to add him to this whole thing here.

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