Having just met you, I wouldn't go as far as calling you a cold-hearted bastard
06.30.2008 : 11:14 p.m.
Oh hey, new James Bond trailer! So I mainly only care if Daniel Craig will continue to be hot and clearly he will, so score! I hope he spends the entire movie wandering around scenic places with a big gun, because that's way hot. I got The Invasion out of one of those dollar movie machines at the grocery store maybe a week ago and I've yet to watch or return it, so I'm going to pay a small fortune when I eventually return it. It better not be quite as shit as it looks or I may be sad at all the money I'm going to spend on it. Money which I kind of don't have. I'm always trying to lose weight and my current weight-loss program is the "I'm poor and can't buy much food" program. It doesn't really work that well.
They should make the next Bond movie a comedy so Daniel Craig doesn't have to stare so intensely at things all the time. But he's staring intensely with a gun, so thumbs up! Somehow, I always feel compelled to post pictures whenever I mention Daniel Craig. I feel like there needs to be proof that he's still fucking hot. I've also watched a bunch of youtube videos with him and I think he's extremely cute in this interview. I also think this sketch with him and Catherine Tate is vaguely amusing. I'm a bigger fan of her in Doctor Who than I am of what little I've seen of her comedy. Which reminds me that I'm horribly behind on Doctor Who and need to catch up before the finale. Because it's clearly going to be amazing (and will probably make me sob buckets of tears, because Doctor Who is manipulative like that).
Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?
05.12.2008 : 2:39 p.m.
I interrupt my non-updatingness to post about things what I'm obsessed with at the moment.
I've seen Iron Man twice now and I plan on going a million more times. Mainly because of Robert Downey Jr. Like I know nothing of Iron Man, so I wasn't all, "Oh my god, an iron man!" (I also know nothing of Captain America and I keep hearing about a potential Captain America movie and my mind always immediately goes to Captain Planet and I'm like, "Why would you want to make a movie about a superhero who recycles?" Maybe there will be a Captain Planet movie and someone awesome will be in it and I'll become all, "RECYCLE YOUR SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS!"). So basically, I thought Iron Man was excellent, but maybe I was just too blinded by Robert Downey Jr.'s awesomeness to notice if it in fact sucked. Which it probably didn't.
FUCKING HELL
WHY SO
MASSIVELY HOT
AND AWESOME
ALL THE TIME
ROBERT DOWNEY JR.?!
Okay, that very last picture, while immensely hot with the fashioning of iron things, is kind of weird because his heart thing is on the outside of his shirt. Is he also designing form-fitting shirts with big holes in them so that can stick out? Because that would be kind of awesome. Maybe in the sequel Iron Man could go on Project Runway.
So I've been watching everything he's been in, though I only own Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (because it's the best movie ever) and my parents only inexplicably own The Singing Detective which I watched half of before falling asleep the other night and it was possibly really bad. I was very bummed out to learn the library doesn't carry Heart and Souls or Less Than Zero which were basically the two movies I really wanted to watch again. Heart and Souls because it is adorable and I haven't seen it in forever and Less Than Zero because it's insanely depressing and so very '80's. I may or may not start scouring the multitudes of tapes my parents have in their basement to see if I ever taped any of the Ally McBeal episodes he was on. I kind of liked that show a ton for awhile? And maybe if he hadn't gotten arrested so much, he wouldn't have been fired and Jon Bon Jovi never would have guest-starred during the last season as one of Ally's love interests which, as I recall, was an awful, awful plotline that I barely watched. Geez, Robert Downey Jr. why must your personal struggles interfere with my TV enjoyment?
I guess it's just one of those ex-felon, pro-acid kind of non-smoking homes
03.12.2008 : 3:09 a.m.
I see that Diaryland is all pimped out now. How exciting! Let's see if that will get me to update any more often than I do now.
Work really sucked today. Like, at one point while I was on register, this lady told me to call up some more people to get on register so the lines would move faster. And I saw her point since there were about two people on register, but fuck her, because it's not my job to tell my boss to pull someone out of some other department and stick them on register. I wasn't even supposed to be on register anyway since I'm a coordinator, so I could have been like, "Fuck you, I'm getting off too!" Then I would have been fired but whatever.
So I bought No Country For Old Men and Mike's Hard Lemonade to cheer myself up. Movies and alcohol are what I mostly spend money on anyway, so that's nothing new. Then I combined the two and it was awesome because No Country For Old Men is totally brilliant and Josh Brolin is so hot and the Coen Brothers are awesome. I watched a bunch of their movies this weekend while I was snowed in. I was sad we don't own Fargo.
So speaking of Josh Brolin, OH MY GOD, WHY SO HOT IN THE GOONIES LITTLE JOSH BROLIN? Or, you know, in general? Like at the Academy Awards and stuff. But he's completely adorable in The Goonies, even though he's like 17 or whatnot:
I LOVE HIM! And The Goonies is a classic, man! I hadn't seen it in forever, so I didn't remember him in it at all. I also had to re-watch Flirting With Disaster because he's great in that and it's one of my favorite movies ever. After watching those and the millions of movies he was in last year, I felt like I had exhausted the good parts of his oeuvre and that's kind of sad. I'm getting some movie from Blockbuster called Thrashin' that he was in about skateboarding gangs or something stupid like that. But I'm sure it will be awesome! (According to IMDb, the tagline for this prestigious film was "Reckless! Totally Insane!" which really does sound totally insane and therefore, awesome!)
I like everything. You know everything? I like it.
12.23.2007 : 3:51 a.m.
I've had computer issues this week, which really shouldn't limit my access to the internet since my parents own a computer, but you'd be surprised (technically this was my excuse for not updating on livejournal, I don't know why I haven't updated for 50 days here). I've worked lots and that's been annoying and I'm working today, but I'm not in charge of anything so that might be good. Who knows. At least I have Christmas Eve off. I already know I'm getting Rock Band and I'm super excited to play it but it's kind of destroying my soul that it's just sitting next to my Playstation waiting to be opened. It wasn't much of a surprise since my dad went out and bought it Tuesday night.
I watched this show called The State Within mainly because it's British and we all know how much I like British television, but also because it was nominated for Golden Globes and I've barely seen anything nominated for Golden Globes. So I figured instead of going out and seeing some acclaimed movie, I'd stay at home at watch some acclaimed television because staying at home doesn't involve actually moving. It was very good, in a political State of Play type of way (I saw that Russell Crowe replaced Brad Pitt in the movie version of that and that pleased me, because Russell Crowe may be an idiot, but he's also a fantastic actor. I also saw that Edward Norton may be replaced by Ben Affleck, which I don't know about. I'm just happy that Jason Bateman is still in it, because I'm sure he'll be the only reason I'll want to see it by the time like Tom Selleck is replaced with David Spade). And Jason Isaacs is in it and he's ridiculously hot. I've only ever seen him in the Harry Potter movies and I'm not that into Lucius Malfoy, so I wasn't that aware of his immense hotness. Seriously, it's about corruption and government conspiracies and all kinds of stuff that seems depressingly possible, but Jason Isaacs is hot so yay! (So now that I've got a computer connection, I'm downloading Brotherhood which is some Showtime show that he's in. Hopefully it will be equally hot. If it's not good, but he's hot, I don't know how I'll feel aside from really shallow).
I gave this girl I work with a ride to work and she was telling me how our boss gave her a bunch of albums to listen to and I thought they were all shit, but I was like, "Oh, that's nice." Then she was all, "I'm listening to Maroon by Barenaked Ladies," and I wanted to be all, "OH MY GOD, THEY ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!" but I was still all, "Oh, that's nice." I couldn't help but add that the rest of their albums were incredibly brilliant. I did that subtly and not in some insane, stalkerish sort of way and without mentioning that I'd seen them live 9 times or whatever and had flown to Las Vegas to see them because I'm weird like that or that I was super sad I wasn't going on their cruise. I didn't want her thinking I'm insane is what I'm saying. I also kind of wanted to give her some good albums to listen to, but I felt like that might be weird.